Vlad the Erector was born on April 1, 1973, which is subject for argument. There is little known about this obscure porn star, the reasons being that he killed numerous porn queens, of which was hidden from public by the adult porn companies, including Jill Kelly and her amorous ways of revealing the truth behind the life of the porn star.
Vlad the Erector was born a poor man, we know this. There are no birth records, all that remains are the whispers heard from Peter North and other well- built porn stars who admired this evil sinful bastard.
The visible features in film are ephemerally escaping from availability. Partly due to the tremendous size of his penis being virtually unaccepted by natural man as being “fake” with “no material proof” that a man could---a white dude at that---have a four foot cock. But, oh, yes, he did.
Vlad would fuck a girl until she was unconscious and then slowly insert the entirety of his huge member through her intestines, in through her rib cage, and finally watch with salivating tongue dripping, ready for the Pavlovian bell to ring so that he could taste his victim’s blood mixed with vaginal fluids, as it exited her mouth. He especially loved fucking a girl in the asshole, because he could taste her ass residue along with the sweet taste of fresh blood.
It is said that he was so well built sexually, that he made women faint, and dudes too. He was a murderous bastard. It is also said that he would fuck six women at a time, by fastening a pointed blade at the end of his cock and inserting it through the abdomens of several women standing side by side.
Vlad died, eventually, from having too much blood loss to the brain. It is often said that he is one of the most evil men to ever exist. But, it is this evil that has kept him from entering the lives of couples eager to screw because they are too fucking fat to get it up. And that is what the porn company is for, eh? For ugly people and masturbation. And, who the fuck wants to think about such a huge cock? Possibly you, because you have read this entire load of shit!!!!!!

Fuck you,
Stan Flannery